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Toddler Troubles and Treasures #4: Time for a little fun.

If I were to rip off my shirt,

stick my finger in my bellybutton,

and strut around dancing to my favorite fun. song,

my husband would be the only enthusiastic audience member.

fun.

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Toddler Troubles and Treasures #3: Pooping in My Pantry

No one would find it cute, humorous, or rational if I hid in the pantry, shoving handfuls of Goldfish crackers in my mouth while pooping my pants. They call that being drunk.

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Toddler Troubles and Treasures #2: Butting the Table

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Toddler Trouble:

Even if my fat butt could fit, I don’t think I would push myself backwards while sitting in my walker. I would also see the table looming overhead before the stand up, bonk, and cry. But I’m not a fearless toddler. 

C.G. Thomas

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